grumpysalmon:

first date… hug

second date… kiss

third date… sex

fourth date… play guitar hero on expert

romaniankingdom:

imayoshishouichi:

I ALWAYS GET SO NERVOUS WHEN PEOPLE STOP REPLYING TO ME

ITS LIKE DID I SAY SOMETHING WRONG

DID I SCARE THEM AWAY

DID I OFFEND YOU

IM SO SORRY FRIEND

The Offspring - Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)
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That awkward moment

when someone uses the phrase, “let’s get down to business” and now all you want to do is defeat the huns.